I got three votes (and one challenge) for the next fifty. Enjoy.
51. I think that urine and freshly popped popcorn smell curiously similar. Same goes for raw onions and body odor.
52. I am AWFUL with geography. I skipped that day.
53. I frequently borrow intellectual and informative books from the library then exchange them for chick-lit. Unread.
54. I have a hard time clipping my toe nails. I can't seem to find a comfortable position.
55. I think that if I had received training early in life I would have made a hell of a dancer.
56. I tried out for cheerleading once in high school. That shit's hard.
57. I didn't believe that I was beautiful until The Good Guy convinced me. Now I believe that I'm a Goddess.
58. I've done a great deal of research on Witchcraft. If I were ever to subscribe to a religion, that's the path I'd choose. Not Wicca, Witchcraft. Nature worship. The earth would be my church. I guess it already is.
59. I always feel inferior in academic circles.
60. My favorite movie of all time is 'The Philadelphia Story'.
61. I love Cary Grant. He was dreamy.
62. I wish men still dressed like they did in Frank Sinatra's day.
63. I'm over Brad Pitt. Angelina made him weird.
64. Angelina Jolie is sexy. No doubt about it.
65. The Good Guy loves to correct grammar (whether you ask him to or not). It used to piss. me. off. Now I look to him for proof-reading.
66. I've figured out why my parents made so many mistakes, this parenting stuff is tricky.
67. I could spend hours in a craft store.
68. Chocolate makes my clothes shrink. (I saw this on a sign today-made me laugh out loud in the middle of the store) It's true.
69. Baby shoes are some of the cutest things on earth. They're right up there with kittens and puppies.
70. I once saved a dog from choking on a Milkbone by smacking him really hard on the back of the head. It flew out of his mouth and he proceeded to continue eating.
71. I rock out to Sean Paul in my car when nobody is watching. I belt out muddled non-word grunts instead of the lyrics because I have NO idea what the hell he is saying.
72. I wish kids were more innocent and lived to play ball on the local field instead of playing the latest shoot 'em up video game.
73. I'm an emotional woman. Remember those damn AT&T commercials? I cried EVERY time.
74. I'd rather be emotional than numb.
75. In high school a classmate spread a rumor that J and I were lesbian lovers because we turned him in for cheating.
76. I was voted 'Most Opinionated' in my senior yearbook. I refused to accept the title so they changed it to 'Most Tenacious".
77. In high school, Most Opinionated =Biggest Bitch.
78. I have a hard time with poetry. Most of it is too ambiguos for my simple mind.
79. Someday I want a loft apartment downtown in a bustling city.
80. I very much enjoy the smell of lavender and lilacs.
81. If I had to pick my four favorite flowers they would be tulips, sunflowers, gerber daisies, and roses. OH! and hydrangeas!
82. I once snuck into a movie without paying. A good friend chastized me and I felt horribly guilty.
83. I think some newborn babies are ugly.
84. I have a tattoo. I'm not telling you where ;-)
85. 'Taming of the Shrew' is my favorite Shakespeare play.
86. My first dog was a Chow. When she almost bit my face my parents sent her to a farm. No really, that's what they told me! It has to be true.
87. Buffet=All you can eat germ infested food.
88. I never once in my life ate my boogers. Not once.
89. I think naming your child after yourself is vain. I'm sorry, but I do.
90. I almost died from carbon monoxide poisoning.
91. My dad once removed rust from my bicycle using Pepsi. I stopped drinking soda for years thereafter.
92. I am scared to DEATH of driving in NYC. No way would I do it. Montreal was bad enough. I think I ran three red lights.
93. I can't parallel park. The last time I did was during my driving test.
94. I am a horrible speller.
95. Oh my goodness! One of the kids just ripped a HUGE fart in their sleep! LOL!
96. Farts are funny.
97. I used to own a Dalmation who smiled. She was the best dog ever. I miss her.
98. I have SUPER pale skin. People feel the need to point this out to me. Thanks. I never noticed.
99. Aloe is great for a sunburn.
100. I am in love with the most incredible man in the whole world. He loves me back, just as much. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him. I'm a hopeless romantic. I believe in happy ever after. I believe in soul mates. I've found mine.
There you have it folks! I hope you weren't too bored.
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You cracked me up on #1. I think that onion odor=body odor too. Totally. I'm always worried after I eat Mexican food. I think that someone will mistake me for someone who forgot to wear their Secret!
Yes, to the ATT commercials too. The Hallmark ones get me every time.
That tattoo? I would have never guessed that about you. Everybody needs a little mystery.
Glad you've found your soul mate. Everyone needs one of those. I still say 'duh to myself every time I think about the day I realized who it was. There was probably an illustration of a light bulb going off right by my head. :)
Ok, are you going for another 50?
Not bored at all! :)
I love The Philadelphia Story too. His Girl Friday is another Cary Grant fave.
Don't ever feel inferior...there are always people who are smarter or richer or whatever...and there are always people on the other side who wish they were you. You can drive yourself nuts measuring yourself by the accomplishments of others. You have something to contribute that no one else is contributing... everyone has a specific experience...you find that and communicate that and you'll find you are living a life that is remarkable and unique.
All newborns are ugly..they've just had their head squeezed through a vagina. (Hmmm, I wonder if c-section babies look better.) It's okay...they get better. ;)
At least Angelina is not wearing a vial of Brad's blood the way she used to do with Billy Bob.
I think naming your child after yourself is incredibly vain too. And it shows a lack of imagination. I kinda feel sorry for George Foreman's kids.
Sorry I missed round one when on siesta. I shall have to go back and comment after this one! :)
62) I am with you on that one; Frankie and his peers dressed like true gents.
69) Now I don't feel lame since the other day when shopping for Jack I went gaa-gaa over little baby boy sandals.
85) Ooooo! Excellent choice, m'dear!
92) Hmmm. I do it ALL the time. Its not that bad, believe me. No fear and you are good to go. Cabbies are not as bad as you think; they want to avoid accidents, trust me! My favorite time to drive in the city is at night, of course!
Okay, the first sentence in #51 made me spit out my drink! It cracked me up,especially because after I read the word urine, my mind automatically read the word pooped instead of popped. That was awesome.
You're so right about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, both comments.
And yeah, I'm sure your Chow went to a nice farm, or maybe to a sweet young married couple who couldn't have children of their own. Mmm Hmmm...Or maybe he's road pizza somewhere and they didn't have the heart to tell you. No, I'm sure it's the farm.
And #100...You're both so blessed to have each other. :)
Oh, I almost forgot...I'm also with you on #53. David recently said something about the End of the Affair on his blog, which prompted me to run to the library and get it. I couldn't even get past the introduction and now I have to return it because it's overdue. How embarrassing.
Oh Carey Grant iiiis dreamy...mmmm. Love the observations on newborns, completely agree w/you on the whole, "name your kid after you" vanity thing, I have also studied quite a bit about Wicca and Witchcraft--too bad both are so often misunderstoond and--
Aren't hidden tattoos the greatest??
;-)
Shpprgrl- Probably not 50 in a row, but I'm weird and quirky enough that I'll sqeeze them in here and their. And you're right those damn Hallmark commercials are just as bad, like the one where the neighbor sends a card to the lonely old lady across the street. Makes me cry like a damn baby.
David-Oooh, His Girl Friday was the first Carey Grant movie I ever saw, that's when I fell in love with him. C-section babies ARE cuter-seriously. A friend of mine had her baby via c-section and it took me a while to figure out why he was the cutest newborn ever. You make a good point with the lack of blood vial around Angelina's neck. You can't deny that she's a weirdo.
Thursday-I go gaa-gaa over baby shoes all the time. Don't feel silly! And I'll have to take your word for it on city driving for the time being. Glad you're back
Steph-THANK YOU for making me feel better about returning The Great Gastby unread. I couldn't even make it through the first chapter! People rave about that book but I couldn't keep my eyes open.
Ryane-Maybe you should use the hidden tattoo think on a t-shirt. 'I have a hidden tattoo' has got to be better than 'Lick me I taste sweet'
;-)
We always get the '2 for 1' discount at movies. Pay for one, see 2. It works rather nicely.
;)
WIP: hahahahah. now that is a T-shirt I could get behind..hahaha. I love it!
98. I have SUPER pale skin. People feel the need to point this out to me. Thanks. I never noticed.
Gotta love it when people point out the obvious. I just want to smack em upside the head.
omigod onions and body odor is soooo true!!
i got through the first bit but this 1 pound kitty i am babysitting is causing some problems so I will be back for the rest !!
the soul mate - *sigh* I thought I knew who mine was - turns out he decided not to be. ahh well - maybe the next one :)
Laughed out loud at 71- I totally do that too! In fact, you and I have a lot in common. 55, 59, 60, 63, 67, 68...
Tip- my dad taught me to clip my toenails while standing and resting one foot on the tiolet. I don't know if this is gross, but it's what I do. It's tidy.
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