Sunday, November 05, 2006

Humble


At the restaurant we have a dessert cart that I have the pleasure of wheeling from table to table. We have a large variety of desserts such as Key Lime pie, Creme Brule, Bread Pudding, Cheescake, Cherry Cobbler Pie, Apple Crisp Pie, Blueberry Pie, Strawberry Rhubarb Pie, Tiramasu, Triple Chocolate Pound Cake, Toll House Pie, Peanut Butter Pie, and Chocolate Pecan Pie. In my spiel I frequently mention that my favorite selection is our Oreo Mousse, and that I consider myself somewhat of a dessert connoisseur (which is true, I've had more than my fair-share of desserts in the last 29 years).

I am never prepared when the response is, "You sure don't look it", or "You look too skinny to be a dessert connoisseur" or, "How is that possible, you're too slim?". I am by no means a large woman. I am however, not exactly petite. I have struggled with my weight since well before puberty hit; when I lived on mayonnaise sandwiches, cinnamon toast, and hot dogs with the ends cut off because they looked like belly buttons. I am caught off guard because I don't think of myself as slender enough that strangers should feel compelled to comment and I NEVER know how to respond. My responses have varied from, "Ummmm, thanks" to "It's the black pants, they're deceiving". It's uncomfortable, though clearly the delivery is meant as a compliment. Compliments are nice, right? Indeed, we all need them sometimes.

During the last twenty four hours The Girl has innocently informed me that I have a lot of gray hair and look old, that I have a yellow tooth, that I have a lot of acne, that I have a large portion of eye lashes missing, and that I have weird ears. It's a good thing she's around. Otherwise all of those compliments might just go to my head.

10 comments:

Steph said...

HA! Leave it to kids to bring you RIGHT back down! :) The title is perfect because isn't that exactly what kids do? No one can humble us like our children.

Mr. Nauton said...

I love the waitress art!

Cyberoutlaw said...

Humble? More like devastated! I've got news for "the girl." Twenty-nine is NOT old. Geez, brutal...LOL!

On the other hand, chocolate pecan pie sounds real good right now!

shpprgrl said...

There's nothing like the honesty of a kid! I sometimes hear...are you gonna wear that? Gee thanks!

ThursdayNext said...

The waitress art is awesome! You roll a cart with key lime pie on it? I couldnt do that. I would eat the entire pie before it made it off the cart...

Ryane said...

HA. My niece used to blurt out--anytime she smelled something she didn't like, "What's that smell?"

Inevitably it was always at the worst possible time and place but man, did I get quite a few good laughs when she did it. =-)

Slim said...

Steph-Soooo true.

JK- Isn't that a great piece? It's not mine, I found it on the internet. I wish I could give credit to it's creator, but I downloaded it forever ago.

Cyber-Once upon a time, I would have been devastated, but I'm much more comfortable in my appearance and understanding of the minds of children nowadays!

Shpprgrl-Just keep in mind that you don't want your fashion sense to be the same as an early adolescent. It may be a very good thing that she doesn't approve of your attire ;-)

Thursday-Shortly after I posted this our dessert selection was reduced immensely. I regret to inform you that the key lime has fallen off the cart.

Ryane-I must admit that even as an adult I've commited that faux-pas. Sometimes you don't realize that a human MADE that awful smell!

Anonymous said...

Kids are great for that. I've been told I need braces (although I've already had them) and my moles are digusting. Good thing they are so cute.

Anonymous said...

Yeah - the 'reality' kids portray is a lot different than our own

Mr. Nauton said...

shoot, I was going to ask for the original waitress if you picked my name for christmas