Monday, January 29, 2007

I Know Memes are stupid...

...but this one looked like fun, so, indulge me for a moment, OK?

A- available or single? Der.

B- best friend? 2x4, J, whoever gives me a good tip.

C- cake or pie? Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Or blueberry. Or Key Lime. Or pecan.

D- drink of choice? Alcohol.

E- essential item I use every day: Deodorant. Otherwise, I wouldn't have any friends. I sweat. Secret is Ph balanced for chicks like me.

F- favorite color? Is it possible to have a favorite color? I like the combination of sage green and yellow, and the combination of red and purple. This is a dumb question.

G- gummy bears or gummy worms? Neither, how about I just chew on some sugar coated candle wax? Mmmm.

H- hometown? Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you that.

I- indulgence? Anything chocolate. And organic, fair trade products. It's expensive being ethically and environmentally aware.

J- january or february? What the hell kind of question is that?

K-kid's names: Judy and Peter. You know, from Jumanji? The brother and sister with active imaginations that get into and out of all sorts of trouble together? Yeah, that's our kids.

L- life is incomplete without? Good wine, romantic evenings, friends and family, sunny days, and oxygen.

M- marriage date: THIS SUMMER!

N- number of siblings: This is complicated. Technically? 1 half sibbling, and 3 step stibblings. Truthfully? A sister. She's all that counts.

O- oranges or apples? Apples, with sharp cheese. Oooh...and they make a great grilled sandwich together too, on multi-grain bread, or sourdough!

P- phobias or fears? Drowning. Heights. Spiders. Driving long distances alone and getting lost.

Q- favorite quote? "I do not believe in the creed professed be the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, nor by any church that I know of. My mind is my own church. Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense." -Robert A. Heinlein

R- reasons to smile? Farts. Farts are funny. Well, except when the smell lingers for too long, then the humor seems to decrease.

S- season? Autumn. Summer's a close second. Spring's too soggy and winter's too damn cold.

T- tag: Nobody. Tagging is stupid unless you're in elementary school and running around on the playground.

U- unknown fact about me: I could not tell you the location of all the contiguous United States, but I could list them for you alphabetically on demand.

V- vegetable you don’t like: peas, brussells sprouts and lima beans. What's the point of any of those? They're all NASTY.

W- worst habit: Procrastination. Why do today what you can put off for tomorrow? That's my motto.

Y- your favorite food? If I had to narrow it down to one thing: Chocolate. However, food is one of those things that life would be much less enjoyable without. The key is in variety, and trying new things.

Z- zodiac? The big dipper. ;-)

Wasn't that fun?

3 comments:

Mary Kate + Joe Battles said...

mmmm chocolate

Steph said...

I can do the 50 states too! It's the song..."Fifty nifty United States..." :)
It once got me an A in college in a cognitive psych class, just because I stood up and sang it in front of the class.

shoparound said...

I know Fifty Nifty too, but never learned it enough to know the states in order. I think deodorant is essential too. I liked a certain actor ALOT then heard in an interview that he didn't wear/like deodorant and my opinion of him has changed. ;) So the wedding is this summer! How exciting! ;)