I just want to share with you, my friends, the fact that the Hershey company is taking over my mind. They have implanted some undetectable microscopic device inside the wrappers of the two confections you see here. This device has been programed to erase all will power I have spent decades amassing by making me unable to think about anything else as my mouth waters uncontrollably until I both purchase and consume these confections. Near as I can tell, they are in cahoots with Lane Bryant as both will profit from the expansion of my waist size.Beware the conspiracy my friends. They're trying to take over the world.
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I will selflessly volunteer to help you dispose of the "peanut butter" and chocolate eggs, but I'm not touching those nasty-ass, snot-filled, confectioner's practical joke Cadbury's.
In return you need to accompany me to the gym at least 3 hours a week.
I am not a candy-a-holic. However, those Reese's eggs cause me to hide them from my family. I LOVE THEM! Have you ever tried the hearts at valentine's day? The are very similar. Just not as big. And you know we all need big when it comes to calorie filled candies!
2x4-It's not snot, it's vanilla cream. And they're not a joke, they're a brilliant confection invention, but I will appreciate your help with the peanut butter eggs. As you know I intend to continue accompanying you to the gym. Gotta look hot in that wedding dress.
Shoparound-Yes indeed. I have the hearts during Valentine's season and the trees at Christmas time. Mmmmmm.
I know someone who has geographic access to Hershey. It must be like living next door to an open bank vault :)
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