Let's talk about the size of the hole in your toilet, shall we? It's a big hole. It doesn't move. And, if you're a man, you know that there are a couple stray drops after the flow ceases.
Still with me? Okay...I clean houses for rich people. Not "Paris Hilton" rich but, "never want for anything and take vacations to Hawaii and Europe and Fiji and own a second house in Cape Cod" rich. The men of these houses are educated individuals who are CEOs and lawyers and financial advisors. They travel in cultured circles to swanky parties and drive Porches and Mercedes and BMWs. They have wine cellars and attend black tie affairs. They have houses with more bathrooms than most people have bedrooms.
But I tell you what they have not figured out that my 9 year old step-son understands: The pee goes IN the hole. Every last drop. Not on the rim, not down the sides, not down the front to form a miniature puddle at that will dry up into a crusty yellow spot. IN THE HOLE.
Near as I can tell, my step-son is a genious.
So, as the title states, my step-son is smarter than your husband.
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The difference, my dear, is that your CEOs don't get yelled at, and they don't have to care. Thing 2 knows a little about cause and effect.
LOL...yes, but does he put the seat down when he is done? ;)
2x4: I'm well aware of the 'why' I just find it amazing overall. Someday Thing 2's wife will thank me for training him to have some etiquette hygiene in the bathroom.
Thursday: THAT took a lot more training than you would have thought. Every time I found it up I would call him into the bathroom and make him put it down. But it worked! Very rarely does the seat stay in the upright position when he's done in there.
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