but...SBS has requested that I enlighten you all with 7 interesting things about myself, so, I'm going to try to come up with something. I apologize in advance if you are bored out of your skull while reading the following:
1. We don't have a TV. We sold it for 20 bucks in a garage sale this summer with our DVD/VCR player. We are both prone to television addiction and have therefore removed the temptation. And I can count on one hand the number of Seinfeld episodes I've seen. I think Jerry Seinfeld is an ass.
2. When I went to college right out of high school I intended to major in environmental science. But I had to change my major when I failed chemistry and simultaneously had calculus kick my butt.
3. I think there is a special place in hell reserved for bad tippers. They have to spend eternity serving ungrateful people who treat them like crap.
4. I was such a finicky eater when I was a kid that my diet consisted primarily of mayonnaise sandwiches, hot dogs (with the ends cut off because they looked like belly buttons), and cinnamon toast. I wouldn't touch a vegetable. Now I am a vegetarian. My mom loves to tell people all about her vegetarian daughter who wouldn't touch veggies as a kid.
5. When I was in high school I was part of the nerdy/loser kid clique. We were misfits for a variety of reasons but had fun together. Once one of my friends had a toga party...we all went to his house dressed in sheets and played stupid party games while eating the food his mom made for us. It was a riot.
6. I do this kinda nutty thing whenever I see roadkill on the side of the road. It always makes me sad so I envision it's soul and amassed knowledge being absorbed back into the earth and it's kin so that they know not to run in front of cars. Maybe one of these tidbits about me should be that I'm slightly insane?
7. My mother is legally blind. So I spent my the first part of my life bumming rides because she couldn't drive me anywhere. These days I feel guilty whenever I pass a hitchhiker. But I won't pick them up for fear they may be an axe murderer.
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I was going to make a comment about what if the hitchhiker has a 6-pack of beer, but for you it would be bottles of red wine, but then I remembered point #1, so... nevermind.
If the hitchhiker waved a box of Godiva chocolates and a bottle of chianti I would pull over. But a 6 pack of schlitz wouldn't cut it.
I don't think that it makes you insane that you imagine the animal's soul.....I think it makes you extremely wonderful!
Thanks for playing.
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I told the prince there will be NO tv in our bedroom - I am so adamant about that. Good for you for not having one...
Truthfully, I find this all very fascinating. Really. Especially #3. I think the perfect customers for the bad tippers to have to spend eternity waiting on are grumpy, pist at the world servers. Who probably got bad tips in life.
They were made for each other weren't they?
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